Dead in the Water

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   She had been christened the S.S. Ecclesiastica. The ship-builders had constructed her with the most up-to-date nautical technology with which to ply the world's seas and call on ports far and wide. Equipped with computerized stabilizers and navigational equipment, she was the envy of sailors the world over.

    On her maiden voyage, laden with precious cargo to be distributed throughout the world, she functioned as intended. On subsequent sailings many peoples in ports around the globe were privileged to observe this jewel of the fleet.

   Many years afterwards, the ship was sailing in the open seas, when all of a sudden it lost all power. None of the equipment would function. The navigational equipment was useless. The communication equipment was silent. The ship was "dead in the water."

 

      What a frightening experience to be adrift at sea and subject to the capricious natural elements of the winds and the waves. The frantic sailors were lighting flares to send distress signals. The helmsman was standing in the pulpit scanning the horizon for passing ships or the sight of land. The compass was of little value, for any sailor knows that you cannot steer a ship unless it is moving!
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   What this ecclesiastical ship needs is to reinstate the Lord Jesus Christ as the pilot of the ship. Only then can the power of the Holy Spirit be restored, and the crew can ascertain their course by the compass of divine direction.