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Have you ever seen anything
so foolish as someone fishing in a fishbowl?
May I suggest an even more
absurd situation wherein the owners of the fishbowl put fish
in the fishbowl and hire a commercial fisherman to catch the
fish in the bowl so as to make them legitimate members of the
fishbowl?
This appears to be what
many churches do on a semi-annual basis as they schedule their
"revivals" or "evangelistic meetings."
The fish in the big ocean
of the world are not jumping at the opportunity to be placed
in an ecclesiastical fishbowl. They are not desirous of being
put behind glass, even if it is stained-glass. They are wise
to the lures of the average Sunday fisherman.
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But
the caretakers of the fishbowl feel obligated to make a special
effort to bring the fish of the world into their fishbowl, at
least semi-annually in the Spring and in the Fall. They carefully
research the availability of the most successful big-name commercial
fisherman whose services they feel they can afford and whose
schedule coincides. This evangelistic fisherman, known for his
success in "fishing for men," brings his tried and
true lures to fish in this little fishbowl. |
A few unsuspecting fish
in the sea that surrounds that particular fishbowl are entrapped,
netted or otherwise snared to join the local members of the fishbowl,
in order to be fished for by the commercial fisherman. If they
are "caught" by the cunning lures of this foreign fisherman,
they will be expected to become contented and faithful members
of the school of fish that inhabit that particular fishbowl.
There they will be fished for again and again, Sunday after Sunday,
even though "caught."
I told you this was a silly
story!
How else will the fishbowl
be replenished? Perhaps we should do away with the entire fishbowl
mentality, and recognize that Christianity has to do with the
restoration of functional humanity.
Jesus did not say, "I
came that you might join a fishbowl and swim eternally contented
in circles." Rather, He said, "I came that you might
have life, and have it more abundantly." (John 10:10)
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