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The primary problem in the
jelly business has always been to achieve the proper temperature
and consistency in order for the jelly to "gel." One
must avoid the liquified "runniness" of a failure to
solidify as well as the rubbery consistency which fails to spread.
Beyond this, one of the
most "sticky" issues in the jelly business has to do
with the distinguishing of jellies and jams. Identification and
labeling has been a source of much contention in the jelly business.
So it is in the making
and marketing of "evan-jelly-calism."
The labeling and identification
of an "evangelical" or a "fundamentalist"
has often created a temperature rise that has threatened the
solidity of the entire "gel."
Fundamentalists claim to
be those who have substantive issues on which to chew. This,
of course, creates a "jam." Many have been the "strawberries"
detected in the ensuing jam of fundamentalist interpretations
of what they regard to be substantive issues.
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Those who dislike all the seeds
of substantive contention within the fundamentalistic jam are
often relegated to the more insubstantial state of being labeled
"evan-jelly-cals." Unwilling to fight over the alleged
primacy of gooseberries, strawberries or raspberries, the evangelicals
occupy themselves, instead, with the smooth texture of the over-all
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Who will volunteer to serve
as negotiator in this "evan-jelly-cal" business? Who
will restore harmony in evan-jelly-land? Where is that great
jelly-inspector who will get us out of this jam?
WANTED: One
with authority who will advise that the Evangel is Jesus Christ,
and that the good news of the gospel is that the vital dynamic
of the life of Jesus Christ is available to be lived out in individuals
today.
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