A few clowns short of a circus
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
An experiment in vacuous cerebrum
A few beers short of a six pack
Dumber than a box of hair
A few peas short of a casserole
Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl
One taco short of a combination plate
A few feathers short of a whole duck
All foam, no beer
The cheese slid off his cracker
Body by Fisher; brains by Mattel
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
No marbles in the sack
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
As smart as bait
Chimney's clogged
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
Elevator doesn't go to the top floor
Forgot to pay his brain bill
Her sewing machine's out of thread
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
His belt doesn't go through all the loops
Missing a few buttons on his remote control
No grain in the silo
Evolution has to start somewhere
Proof that evolution can go in reverse
Receiver is off the hook
Sky light leaks a little
Slinky's kinked
Surfing in Nebraska
The yoke broke when they flipped the eggs
Not the sharpest tack in the box |
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Not the brightest light in the harbor
Too much yardage between the goal posts
The lights are on, but nobody's home
One brick short of a load
One pickle short of a barrel
He thought they said, "Trains," and he declined
And the little bird chirped, "Cuckoo!"
Transformer short-circuited
As deserted as a ghost-town
The bell fell out of the tower
Not banging on all cylinders
Cross-pollinated with locoweed
An escapee from the funny-farm
Clear sailing from ear to ear
They sealed the box before putting in the contents
Screen-saver is the only program in his computer
The cobwebs haven't been disturbed for ages
Bats in the belfry
Cerebrally challenged
Chronic cranial cramp
Give him another brain and it would be lonely
Dumber than dirt
Nothing but oatmeal in the bowl
There's a screw loose somewhere
Crazy people have all the fun
No candidate for Mensa
Quality control is slipping these days
Electricity, but no transformer
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
Knock, Knock! Anybody home?
Neural log-jam
Stripped a gear in the mechanism
Somebody nuked the seeds in the pumpkin
Who said God doesn't have a sense of humor? |
